‘Crisis’ is too dramatic but sometime soon I’ll be middle aged. And if I follow the example of two friends who recently turned the corner into mid 40s, I’ll be buying a Harley Davidson.
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But I did that in my 30s; a brief two-wheeled relationship that fought me in every terrifying corner and barked so loudly from its straight-through pipes that I felt I should apologise at every red light. The bike screamed ‘look over here!’ and I felt self-conscious. It wasn’t for me, although with over a quarter of a million Harleys sold every year, it clearly is for a lot of people. Noise and steering aside, I understand their popularity; I too appreciate the call of feral engineering and the desire to straddle a raw, unforgiving motorcycle.
So what to buy now middle age calls?
After the Harley I had an Aprilia 1000. It entirely out-performed me, rewarding my tentative attempts at riding it fast with an experience much like an aircraft breaking up on take-off. Cheating death for a whole 12 months, I traded it for the newly launched, wonderfully solid and boringly reliable BMW R1150GS. It looked purposeful, even maybe beautiful in a Mad Max sort of way and with all that Boxer Twin weight down low, it reacted predictably to being thrown around country lanes. Press reviews were unanimous - it won accolades and awards - and in lots of way it set the tone for the many road-biased touring enduro models that followed. Seventeen years on, I still have the BMW. It was the bike that changed the way I rode; racking up over 100,000 miles, it took me to Europe, the States, Alaska, Canada and New Zealand. It’s a bit of a dog now; the cylinder heads are flaky, the spokes are rusty and the grips are bare. And all the bits that could have fallen off, did so some time ago.
So with this capable lump already in the garage, you might think there’s no need to appease my 40-something angst with another motorcycle. But I am just ‘man’. And regardless of existing ownership, I can’t possibly retaliate effectively to the challenge of middle age without buying another one, something different. Something red.
From its early 20th-century roots in aeronautics, MV Agusta began developing motorcycles in response to a decline in the civil aviation industry and in 1945 launched their first model, the ‘98’. With the development of a 125cc engine, racing success followed with Carlo Ubbiali taking 1st in 1955, going on to claim the World Championship nine times in his career. Capitalising on competition success, further road models were offered throughout the 50s and investment into racing development grew.
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The 60s and the early 70s brought further glory for the team and with the likes of John Surtees, Mike Hailwood, Giacomo Agostini and Phil Read tucked in behind the red and silver fairings, the company dominated across the 125, 250, 350 and 500 cc classes. But the 1970s also brought challenges as the Italian economy faltered and the country entered a recession. Management at Agusta clashed over the future direction of the business and whether it lay with greater focus on racing or single-minded investment into road models. Subsequently, racing development declined and in 1976, following Agostini’s 122nd and final Grand Prix win at the Nurburgring, MV Agusta withdrew from competition with 270 Grand Prix wins to their name. During this time just two road models were offered, the 750 and 350, the latter of which I plan to offer a home to.
Introduced at the 1969 Milan Motorcycle Show, high prices and less than favourable reviews led to disappointing sales and subsequent relative obscurity in the UK. It looked and handled like an MV but while the acceleration was lively enough, the accompanying vibration from the parallel twin was too much for some. All of which makes having one all the more frustrating and exciting. So I plan to fly to Turin in Italy and buy one from a chap called Fulvio. Then with minimum mechanical know-how, I’ll ride the tiny, buzzing machine 800 miles back to Oxford. It’s a ridiculous idea, one destined to result in physical and financial anguish but it should force middle age to concede, proving I’m still young, spontaneous and foolish.
It’s me and a small vibrating motorcycle versus safe and predictable middle age. I’m ready, just as long as I can get back in time for the Ocado delivery.
Images courtesy of Klaus Nahr, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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