With little time before the event kicked off, a friend very honourably stepped in and let me borrow his early-1990s Japanese grey import Toyota Surf. A well-used yet loyal 4WD SUV derivative of the best-selling Hi-Lux pick-up truck, it had all the handling qualities of a small yacht caught in a swell.
Very gratefully received, the Toyota was most entertaining to drive, albeit for slightly the wrong reasons. The steering precision was that of a wooden spoon in lumpy custard and the wireless was permanently stuck on Radio 2. Perhaps more perplexingly, being a Japanese market car, the stalks controlling the wipers, indicators and lighting were the opposite way around to the European ‘norm.’ Some older motorists might argue that this is the correct way around for RHD cars, as you can change gear with your left hand whilst indicating with your right. However due to my own sensibilities, this alternative layout meant every time I went to indicate, I inadvertently set the windscreen wipers going.
The conformity of car controls is a surprisingly recent initiative in the 130+ year career of the motor car. All vehicles now sold in the UK have a uniform layout for the stalks controlling the wipers, lights, indicators, and so on, although other buttons can still be surprisingly spread around the dashboard.
For years, most RHD vehicles positioned the stalk controls (where available; these being quite a late post-war ergonomic addition to motoring, replacing the previous randomly scattered push or pull buttons and levers commonplace in older cars) the other way around to those (then scarce) imported Continental VWs, Fiats, Renaults et al…
With my first few cars being Japanese when I began driving many years ago – a series of sporting Honda S800 and Z600 Coupes – I got so used to the stalk controls being the opposite way around. So much so that when I bought my first European-built cars – a Saab 96 and Fiat 128 Coupe – it took me a while to adjust to signalling ‘correctly’.