Blimey. Did we really order this lemming-rush of small, jacked-up superminis of dubious off-road ability? You'll be unlikely to get answers to these and other questions from salesmen and you'll need to have the low-down to make an informed decision on which one to buy if you are tempted.
So Stonic gets a solid head start in the consumer confidence as it offers Kia's seven-year, 100,000-mile warranty, which a lot of buyers value strongly. It goes on sale in October at prices between £16,295 and £20,495. The new design is grown up, but entirely forgettable and you'll need to buy it in a wacky colour or you'll lose it in the car park. It rides 70mm higher than the Rio, which isn't actually that high and Transit and Range Rover drivers will be looking disdainfully down into the Stonic's cabin. It's built in Korea and seems well put together with a stiff bodyshell, soft closing doors, consistent and narrow panel gaps.
Inside the cabin is equally nicely fitted, though not all the materials choices are the last word in quality. Fixtures, switches and handles are well made and look robust, but it's not the last word in attractiveness and looks a bit boring. We love the fact it's got a proper handbrake, but there's only one USB charging slot in the front. The seven-inch touch screen is simple to use, retains dials for the radio volume and zoom in/out, and has standard Android Auto and Apple Car Play. Rear seats are large and comfy, and there's plenty of leg room, though the roofline eats into headroom for taller adults. At 352 litres, the boot is shallow, but wide. The front seats aren't the last word in comfort either, with strange shaped seat backs and the steering wheel is overcrowded with buttons.
Two trim versions and three different engines are offered: a 98bhp 1.4-litre four-cylinder petrol five-speed, a 118bhp one-litre turbo petrol three-pot six-speed, and a 108bhp 1.6-litre turbodiesel six speed. All models are front-wheel drive and there's no optional poor-terrain software as offered by PSA Peugeot Citroën and Fiat. It does, however, get a quite sophisticated torque vectoring and braking control to stabilise the car and pull the front wheels round corners. After the initial batch of 2,500 cars, the Stonic will also be available with a £350 package of driving assist features including camera and radar-based automatic braking with pedestrian recognition, blind-spot collision warning, and lane-departure warning and assistance.